{
  "ideas": {
    "en": [
      "My uncle fell asleep at his own wedding.",
      "The cat ate the birthday cake and blamed the dog.",
      "A pigeon stole my sandwich on the first day of my diet.",
      "Grandma beat everyone at video games and went to bed.",
      "I got stuck in the elevator with my ex and a goat.",
      "The plane landed and everyone clapped, even the pilot.",
      "My phone fell in the soup during a video call with my boss.",
      "The generator cut off right at the end of the movie.",
      "A tourist ordered pizza with pineapple and the chef cried.",
      "We went camping and a bear stole our marshmallows.",
      "Dad tried to fix the car and now it plays music only.",
      "The teacher fell asleep during her own exam.",
      "I sent a love letter to the wrong number.",
      "The baby said her first word and it was 'pizza'.",
      "A cow walked into the bank and asked for a loan.",
      "My neighbour sings in the shower every morning at 5.",
      "We missed the flight because of a very long coffee.",
      "The wedding cake fell and the dog had the best day of his life.",
      "I tried to cook rice and called the fire brigade.",
      "A monkey stole my sunglasses at the beach.",
      "The football hit the referee and he gave himself a red card.",
      "Mum found my report card hidden in the freezer.",
      "My friend proposed on a roller coaster and dropped the ring.",
      "The taxi driver took us to the wrong country.",
      "A ghost lives in our kitchen and only eats cheese.",
      "I won the lottery and lost the ticket in the washing machine.",
      "The snowman melted during his own birthday party.",
      "My grandpa learned to dance from TikTok.",
      "The dentist was more scared than me.",
      "Our dog ran for president and won.",
      "I fell in love at the gym and then fell off the treadmill.",
      "The robot vacuum ate my homework.",
      "We ordered one shawarma and twelve people showed up.",
      "The power went out in the middle of my haircut.",
      "A chicken crossed the road and got a parking ticket.",
      "My boss and I wore the exact same shirt to the party.",
      "The pizza delivery arrived before I ordered it.",
      "Teta fed the whole football team after the match.",
      "I studied all night and the exam was cancelled.",
      "The bride and groom both ran away, together, to the beach."
    ],
    "ar": [
      "عمّي نام بعرسو.",
      "البسّة أكلت قالب الكاتو وحطّت الحق عالكلب.",
      "حمامة سرقت سندويشتي بأوّل يوم من الريجيم.",
      "تيتا غلبت الكل بالبلايستيشن وراحت نامت.",
      "علقت بالأسانسير مع الإكس تبعي ومعزة.",
      "الطيارة نزلت والكل صفّق، حتى الطيّار.",
      "التلفون وقع بالشوربة وأنا عم احكي مع المدير فيديو.",
      "الموتير طفي بآخر دقيقة من الفيلم.",
      "سايح طلب بيتزا بالأناناس والشيف بكي.",
      "رحنا تخييم ودبّ سرق المارشملو.",
      "بابا جرّب يصلّح السيارة وهلّق صارت بس تشغّل أغاني.",
      "المعلمة نامت بنص الامتحان تبعها.",
      "بعتت رسالة حب عالرقم الغلط.",
      "البيبي قال أوّل كلمة وكانت «بيتزا».",
      "بقرة فاتت عالبنك وطلبت قرض.",
      "جارنا بيغنّي بالدوش كل يوم الساعة 5 الصبح.",
      "راحت علينا الطيارة بسبب قهوة طوّلت كتير.",
      "قالب العرس وقع، والكلب عاش أحلى يوم بحياتو.",
      "جرّبت اطبخ رز واتصلت بالإطفائية.",
      "قرد سرق نضّاراتي عالبحر.",
      "الطابة ضربت الحكم وعطى حالو كرت أحمر.",
      "ماما لقت الشهادة مخبّاية بالفريزر.",
      "رفيقي طلب إيدها عالرولر كوستر ووقّع الخاتم.",
      "شوفير التاكسي أخدنا عالبلد الغلط.",
      "في شبح ساكن بمطبخنا وما بياكل غير جبنة.",
      "ربحت اللوتو وضيّعت الورقة بالغسالة.",
      "رجل التلج داب بعيد ميلادو.",
      "جدّو تعلّم يرقص من تيك توك.",
      "طبيب الأسنان كان خايف أكتر منّي.",
      "كلبنا ترشّح للرئاسة وربح.",
      "حبّيت بالجيم وبعدين وقعت عن المشّاية.",
      "المكنسة الروبوت أكلت الفرض.",
      "طلبنا شاورما وحدة وإجوا 12 واحد.",
      "انقطعت الكهربا بنص قصّة الشعر.",
      "جاجة قطعت الطريق وأكلت ضبط.",
      "أنا والمدير لبسنا نفس القميص عالحفلة.",
      "الديليفري وصل قبل ما اطلب.",
      "تيتا طعمت كل فريق الفوتبول بعد الماتش.",
      "درست كل الليل والامتحان تأجّل.",
      "العريس والعروس هربوا، سوا، عالبحر."
    ]
  },
  "keyboard": [
    "😀 😂 😍 😭 😡 😱 😴 🤢 🤔 🥳 😎 🤫 🥶 🥵 🤯 😇",
    "👶 👧 👦 👩 👨 👵 👴 👰 🤵 👮 👨‍🍳 👩‍🏫 👨‍⚕️ 🧙 👻 🤖",
    "👍 👎 👏 🙏 💪 👀 👂 👃 👄 🦷 💃 🕺 🏃 🚶 🛌 💤",
    "❤️ 💔 💍 💋 💰 🎁 🎂 🍰 🎉 🎈 🔥 💧 ⚡ ⭐ 🌙 ☀️",
    "🐶 🐱 🐭 🐵 🐮 🐷 🐔 🐐 🐟 🐍 🐻 🦁 🐘 🦒 🐦 🐝",
    "🍕 🍔 🌯 🍟 🍝 🍚 🍲 🥗 🍎 🍌 🍉 🧀 🥚 ☕ 🍷 🍦",
    "🏠 🏢 🏫 🏥 🏦 ⛪ 🕌 🏖️ ⛺ 🌳 🌊 ⛰️ 🌍 🛗 🚪 🛁",
    "🚗 🚕 🚌 🚑 🚒 🚓 ✈️ 🚀 🚲 ⛵ 🚦 ⛽ 🎢 🎡 🗽 🚧",
    "📱 💻 📺 📷 🎮 🎸 🎤 🎧 📚 ✏️ 📝 ⏰ 💡 🔌 🔑 🧻",
    "⚽ 🏀 🏆 🥇 🎯 🎲 ♟️ 🎬 🎭 🎨 🛒 💼 👔 👗 👟 🕶️",
    "⬆️ ⬇️ ⬅️ ➡️ 🔁 ❓ ❗ ❌ ✅ 💯 🆘 💥 💨 🎶 💩 🔟"
  ]
}